I’m pretty sure I’ve heard reliable reports of stoma gonorrhoea.

Ever seen someone pick fruit out of an enteric fistula?

It’ll be all the shit that’s sinking them

Plastic desert! No thanks!

First thing we did when we moved into our house was rip up the astroturf.

I can’t wait

Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?

Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.

Taking notes from Saltburn?

We have a nice wee patch for our daughter to play on that we maintain with a push mower. No extra power needed. Very satisfying.

Meat rabbits?

Nothing too surprising, but nice nonetheless. Cool

What kind of possibilities?

Perhaps the time travellers came back as catering staff so they could polish it all off without having to engage in human interaction.

Legal doesn’t mean safe; it just means the lawmakers are too corrupt, stupid, cowardly, or weak to tighten the limit.

You sound like a donorcycle rider. One who is casual about potentially traumatising and/or injuring others.

Very normal. My partner gave birth in this position. The stirrups position is abnormal and often worse.

Scots is English with better words.

Sorry, what study exactly?

Electrolyte (e.g. Potassium) replacement during intense exercise is essential. That’s why every athlete nowadays uses it.

Apparently she’s a massive fan of chainsaws as well.

Fairly easy to set up an instance which can be explicitly moderated on ideological grounds.