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This piece continues to bring a tear to my eye.

Clever and I get the joke and it made me smile. If I recall my biology from 20 years ago I think the cell makes duplicates of its chromosomes then splits apart. So you have two cells inside one membrane that separates, 2 / 1 = 2. The way I first thought about it was one cell splitting in half, so half goes to one cell, the other half with the other, 1 / .5 = 2.

In short, I think the math works out fine, but the language you use to describe it can lead to comedy gold. You could say cells reproduce by division? I don’t know, I’m not a biologist or mathematician. I’m a toilet poster.

I love this line, “…is an asteroid-sized moon orbiting a few thousand miles (or kilometers) above the Martian surface…” A few thousand miles…or kilometers, we don’t care, pick your favorite.

I think I saw this in person. Isn’t it in some mansion turned art museum in Connecticut? I think there is a visual play on the color depending on where you stand.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

Pretty cool but pretty sure it is AI generated. Legs, shadows, and ropes don’t make sense.