Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

See, what people don’t realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

If you play cards, right…

How dare you, sir!