Sounds like a great time to propose my system of temperature: Super Celsius. I’ll connect it to the freezing and boiling points of water just like Celsius, but while freezing remains at 0, boiling is now 1000. Get ready for a nice mild day of 250.

Alas! Moths.

I’ve dropped porcelain from higher than 2 meters onto hardwood and not smashed it. I’ve also dropped porcelain from a height of about 3 inches into the sink and smashed it. Shit really seems random sometimes.