Should have read the fine print my friend
Linux server admin, MySQL/TSQL database admin, Python programmer, Linux gaming enthusiast and a forever GM.
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Here’s an absolute classic unix koan about the terminal:
One evening, Master Foo and Nubi attended a gathering of programmers who had met to learn from each other. One of the programmers asked Nubi to what school he and his master belonged. Upon being told they were followers of the Great Way of Unix, the programmer grew scornful.
“The command-line tools of Unix are crude and backward,” he scoffed. “Modern, properly designed operating systems do everything through a graphical user interface.”
Master Foo said nothing, but pointed at the moon. A nearby dog began to bark at the master’s hand.
“I don’t understand you!” said the programmer.
Master Foo remained silent, and pointed at an image of the Buddha. Then he pointed at a window.
“What are you trying to tell me?” asked the programmer.
Master Foo pointed at the programmer’s head. Then he pointed at a rock.
“Why can’t you make yourself clear?” demanded the programmer.
Master Foo frowned thoughtfully, tapped the programmer twice on the nose, and dropped him in a nearby trashcan.
As the programmer was attempting to extricate himself from the garbage, the dog wandered over and piddled on him.
At that moment, the programmer achieved enlightenment
Source: https://catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/gui-programmer.html
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Eurovision Song Contest@lemmy.world•Eurovision came up in the budget. Could Canada actually join the contest? | CBC NewsEnglish
10·2 months agoDefinitely a million times more deserving of a spot than Israel.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC
6·2 months agoCame to the comments to add exactly this. Am I predictable, or is this just the natural reaction to this image?
pun-clue
I got stumped in exactly the same spot (pun intended xD)
The ending is a real cop-out though
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Games@lemmy.world•'Borderlands 4 is a premium game made for premium gamers' is Randy Pitchford's tone deaf retort to the performance backlash: 'If you're trying to drive a monster truck with a leaf blower's motor, you'English
8·3 months agoI adored the presequel, did so many interesting things. The verticality, stomp attacks and oxygen masks were awesome. Also the low grav meant the maps could be way more varied and interesting.
Waited for the reviews for the third (never pre-order, always wait for reviews!) and it just seemed so… mid. Definitely happy I dropped out of that franchise when I did.
Barbarian@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•this would break all encrypted messagingEnglish
35·4 months agoThere are no “good guys” or “bad guys” in geopolitics, just shades of grey. On quite a few topics, the EU is better, but any government is capable of doing stupid shit.
The A is a bit more open than in English, kinda like the A in father, but otherwise no.
Barbarian@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Help cats, prank humansEnglish
681·4 months agoVery normal in Romania at least (miau). Not as weird as what we write for dog barks (ham).
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Linux@programming.dev•The Quiet Revolution: GNU/Linux Crosses 6% Desktop Market Share—And It’s Just the Beginning
25·4 months agoDESKTOP! Wait, snake desktop? How’d that get in the script?
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•Thousands of Grok chats are now searchable on Google | TechCrunch
2·4 months agoYou can’t run an LLM on a crappy PC, that’s true. You need at least a decent CPU. If you’re running an LLM locally, there’s no calls to the outside world. I have a very mid computer, it isn’t great, and unfortunately I need to work with LLMs due to my job. A call to my local LLM might take ~2 minutes where using an online platform it might take ~30 seconds, but I think that’s a reasonable trade.
If you have a gaming PC, you have a platform that can run a local LLM.
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•Thousands of Grok chats are now searchable on Google | TechCrunch
5·4 months agoIf you really really want/need an LLM for some reason, install ollama. It’s the only safe and easy way to do it.
How are they multiplying the pots?
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Games@lemmy.world•Hunt: Showdown 1896 goes offline for a day after its latest update caused so many problems Crytek had to remove it completelyEnglish
28·6 months agoI have a friend who does game QA. A lot of the time issues this major are caught, documented, and then management decides the extra delay to solve it isn’t worth the effort because “it’s not going to impact enough people to matter”. Then, once a firestorm erupts due to public backlash, they try and blame it on QA.
My friend has gotten very good at ass-covering, and makes sure every issue ticket is very explicit, not only in terms of what the issue is, the cause, reproducibility, but also how likely the average user is to hit it just to avoid blame.
I have a sneaking suspicion that that Palestinian carpenter wasn’t just a commie, but also a Jew!









Foundry VTT is amazing. Been running Kingmaker for almost 2 years on it with the official module (very slow pace, 1-2 sessions a month). I’d argue it’s basically mandatory if you’re serious about online TTRPGs.