Azuth

And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

It’s a survivor the same way the coelacanth or horseshoe crab is - a living fossil.

lol no it’s not, could even take pics to show you

I’m apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.

That’s the insidious thing about conspiracy theories once they latch onto the brain. Any consequences or conflicting information just become “them” trying to subdue or mislead you.