Finally! I’ve been holding out for years waiting on steam to release a new VR set, time to finally get one!

Politics are just a different version of adult highschool drama… It’s so fucking aggravating.

There’s no win.

She say nothing/something muted: She’s so disrespectful! She couldn’t even muster up one nice thing to say about a public servant!

She says something: She’s so disgusting! He was a war criminal and an absolute piece of shit cancer on society. (facts.)

Obviously it’s not the same person saying both these things, but a potential support loss is always a calculation you need to have when saying literally anything.

Hey I got one too! I deleted it, but as I always do I thought of a funny response 10 minutes later… I should have replied with “I’m honored to have been considered and I hope to prove my worth. My mail details are ButtStuffIsFun@anal.mail!”

"Aliens With Shutguns”

So thaaaaats what is in area 51… This whole time it was aliens with shotguns threatening web developers in order to keep the Internet running.

“Human! Asafum is attempting to connect to the human butt website, make it happen!”

I switched to Linux mint for most of my daily stuff but I did upgrade to 11 for games that Linux can’t run. I just installed O&O shut up to disable all the AI and analytics bullshit and deleted one drive.

Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.

This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!

In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor…

Ok I’ll see myself out

Unfortunately I think a lot of these people are like that fox news host… “Just kill em all.” :(

you just want to pay a lot of money to make them miserable, and also waive any benefit that society could recoup from having them be fed.

Pretty much what they want, but some are even worse. There is a phrase “3 hots and a cot” to mean 3 meals and a place to sleep. People like my uncle say it with disgust, as if they shouldn’t be fed, that they’re somehow on an enviable vacation being in prison… They’re so gross…

There is no war but the class war.

The problem is how these people view “fairness.”

To them it’s “unfair” that “I have to work and buy my own food, while you take my hard earned money and give it to someone who doesn’t work!” (Not my mentality, just providing their argument)

They don’t care about the cost to imprison because “they broke the law. If I break the law I go to jail.” at that point cost doesn’t matter to them.

“Watch it ya rat bastard, I’m scurryin’ 'ere!”

I’ve always felt so uncomfortable about that joke. Like, both of us know you’re old, me saying you’re young almost seems insulting for some reason. I’ve never been able to put my finger on exactly why it makes me uncomfortable, maybe because it’s just that it’s an obvious lie even if it’s meant to be “nice.”

“In a new patent quickly accepted by the US department of embarrassments Nintendo has secured the rights to the concept of looking at a screen that displays things.”

Jesus fucking Christ “how much due process…”

Literally all of it since they’re fucking subject to the law. If we can charge and arrest them, forcing the penalties of our laws on them then they’re afforded the same right and protections the law provides as well…

Absolute fucking scum these people are…

“They should have all of the negative and none of the positive because they’re from a different place than I am!” …ffs

Ughh… I can already see the uphill battle we have to face politically…

“These idiot WOKE scientists are really going to tell me a FISH has feelings!? They’ve gone too far! They won’t be happy until we’re only eating GRASS and even then they’ll say we’re making the grass sad! Maybe we should eat the WOKE scientists!”

This concept of a second screen show is so unbelievably fucking moronic… It’s your own damn fault if you’re not paying attention!

I have a second monitor that I play things on, and it’s either a stream of someone playing something similar or the same game, or it’s a show I’ve already watched and know the story of.

If I’m watching something new, then I’m watching it. To have stories dumbed down, or just butchered to suit tictok brainrotted people completely devoid of attention spans is so freaking depressing and only exacerbates the issue. But in the end I guess I get it, you’re out for a profit and it hurts to have a plethora of idiots rate you poorly because they weren’t paying attention and didn’t understand the story… Ughh…

Aside from the snopes article putting serious doubt to this claim the timing wouldn’t work anyway.

Epstein was in prison in 2019, it’s already 2025. If there were records kept for 10 years that show him going to that island that would be… Right during his presidency.

However much I wish it was true:

Sorry folks, I have a pixel phone and Google Fi service so I’m pretty sure Gemini was trained on recordings of my daily mutterings to myself lol

Bro did you know that just one molecule of H2O has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars in the solar system!? Like woahhhh