Oh my god I didn’t think it was an actual molecule…

Legally , in the US , you would have to remove it from public view, keep it stored on the server, collect identifying information about the uploader, and send all that data to the authorities - all that while maintaining a low false-positive rate.
Kind of a tall order.

Question:
Let’s say I do give my computers a fancy name in /etc/hostname - what do I need to do in order to use the hostname while ssh?

It’s not like I have a domain controller resolving the hostname back to an internal ip…