The fact that Thorium and Uranium are just “probably not a good idea” makes me think that the scale is based on licking like an ore that contains them rather than the pure element

This but replace “stuffed animals” with “your friends.” Nothing like someone coming along thinking they can somehow be the one to “fix” or “save” the homie and ends up separating them from longtime friends (and then they’re still not happy and now we’re all a little more lonely)

Heavy emphasis on “sort of”

“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

What if we kissed by the disembodied color-coded skeletons of human-horse relations?

I thought the tops of sprites reached space

The SciShow video that introduced me to the plight of the Koala called it “pap” which might be distinct from poop but I didn’t bother to look into it farther, just kind of assumed it was poop too

I literally just can’t wrap my AuDHD brain around professional formatting. I’ll probably use AI to take the paper I wrote while ignoring archaic and pointless rules about formatting and force it into APA or whatever. Feels fine to me, but I’m but going to have it write the actual paper or anything.

Tortoise 0.5

But is it heavier or lighter than 9.1 kilograms of feathers?

Had to read the wiki to get this. A couple times, actually.

Jays in my area well fly around making eagle calls convincing enough to fool plenty humans (myself included). Multiple times I’ve heard that unique shriek and searched the sky for a big bird only to see a cheeky Blue Jay hopping around in a tree 🤣

Congratulations! You have won The Internet today.

Been hanging out with a girl, I guess you could say I’ve got a fun gal infection

This is the first one I saw

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

Different video, they’re just eating a bat in this one, but there’s a video somewhere of two toucans sitting high in a tree literally just waiting for the bats to swarm close enough and when they do they get snapped up

OK but what about the video I saw last week of toucans catching and eating fucking BATS

I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle

Spoken like a true mammal