The fact that I understand everything in this scares and comforts me at the same time.

My 3DS has it too!

Remind me when/if I make a band to use this name and image.

You could argue that the point is proved with this. Kids are not listening to adults’ advice. Kids just suck at listening in general.

A common complaint I saw with them was they were Diamond/Pearl remakes, not a Platinum remake (since Platinum had so many improvements).