I think you’ve just invented Jsonnet, but with C integration.

https://jsonnet.org/

I know nothing about this topic, and I’m just here to learn - you said that blockchain isn’t the best solution with regard to decentralizing currency, but it is an option. What other options exist?

I don’t understand this image, so due to the art style I’m going to choose to pretend it’s a reference to Pizza Tower. Thank you for creating Pizza Tower content!

Immovable Rod: when activated, it becomes fixed in its position in space, ignoring the motion of the planet. The moment it’s activated, it flies off into the sky or through the earth depending on the time of day, destroying everything in its path.

Potentially extremely useful with a lot of planning, once.

Hisuian Sliggoo?