Discovered thanks to Rolando’s post in the sticky. I actually do think this is worth posting because it’s funny. What would y’all do in his situation? Genuine question. WWED (What Would Everetters Do)?
Yeah the crux of the issue here is whether or not they’re actually a relative, and if I’m expecting them.
Show up unexpected at 2am? I’m probably not opening the door for safety reasons. If it’s expected company but they’re just late, I’ll let them in.
I would have expected at the very least for a plant pot to go flying down from the balcony, I guess Mr. True hadn’t fully woken up and come to his senses yet lol
As for me, there is no scenario where someone I care about turns up at my door at that kind of time (they either know to call or text first if they expect an answer at the door, or live too far away for me to be where they go in an emergency), so if anyone did turn up, I’d probably just hide in the dark until they fucked off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They would have to spend a good five to twenty minutes convincing me they were a real cousin of mine, and that they are visiting for non-criminal emergency reasons. That’s if they managed to wake me at all.
