A 59-year-old Russian cosmonaut has become the first person to spend 1,000 days in space. Russian space agency Roscosmos said Wednesday that Oleg Kononenko achieved the cumulative space time record having made five journeys to the International Space Station dating back to 2008.
Is he trying to avoid being sent to the Ukraine front?
The joke is on Russia then. Several times a day he’s only 250 away from Ukraine.
We’re all only 250 away from Ukraine at any given moment, assuming we can define our own unit.
Well … Can’t argue that.