Don’t pry mate.

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    “It was in my second year at the zoological garden when my caretaker, Alestair, began using them as an object of positive reinforcement that I discovered my love for the fruit. Now I hardly ever fling my own feces at zoo patrons.”

    • Nanners in Memoires of a Spectacle: My Time as a Zoo Exhibit