I’d apologize but it wouldn’t be particularly sincere.

Well, I’m sincerely sorry for annoying the cat. But it’s hard to say I’m sorry from meeting the cat…

That’s why you should carry a pouch of cat treats at all times

i would genuinely be more apologetic than if it was a human.

well now i gotta do it

Is this inside a TGV ? Pam pam papam🎶

I can smell your weird skin and hair. Are you familiar with feline scatological health creams? I have samples!