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minus-squareTauZero@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 month agoThe town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month agoAlways two there are, a master and an apprentice.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThe undertaker’s understudy.
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 month agoIf the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIf you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
minus-squarejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoEvery undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoTHE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
minus-squareRebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoAs an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
The town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
The undertaker’s understudy.
The under-under-taker
If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
The underclause
THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
Embalmception