• Cop: “That’s illegal!”

    Me: “Legal.”

    Cop: “Illegal!”

    Me: “Legal.”

    Cop: “Illegal!”

    Me: “Illegal.”

    Cop: “Legal!”

    Me: “Alright, alright. Am I free to go?”

    Cop: “Yes, go on get outta he-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!”