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minus-squaremimavox@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down1·5 days agoNo prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down2·5 days agoNo, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.
minus-squareBeefPiano@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·5 days agoThe problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoDon’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
minus-squarederfunkatron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoDoge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
No prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)
No, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.
The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
Don’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
Don’t forget MuskSQLTM!