• flicker@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I have patiently explained to my cat that he is kept inside not for his safety, but because he is an amazing, large, fast, intelligent, talented murder machine and I can’t let him destroy all the birds and lizards and, of course, the other cats in the neighborhood. He seems to appreciate the flattery.