I would keep the castle, but turn off the heating in all but 3 insulated rooms and live in the area I needed. Might even open up the rest of it for tourists.

Please…no

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

Banging soundtrack through and through.

I had a friend in university who loved trolling a girl. He told her that we should boycott American and British goods, and that he had made a website to help: BanGBUS.com

She actually went away to look at the site.

A bus used for an activity that requires a bed?

Transformers (the animated movie)

Still good today and I rewatch it from time to time.