Ah, you must work on our firmware team

Paywall.

I wish they recorded historical or average times to solve. Still tons of fun nonetheless.

It’s barely even ambiguous

To be fair, literally everyone rounds pi, since it’s transcendental.

But not arbitrarily.

Years measure time, not distance

That’s pretty damn arbitrary on a universal scale

They’re far less common than digital clocks now. Same with the bullshit cursive.

Maybe you can’t

I only interact with kids who don’t have shitty parents

Kids fucking get it

*you’re

This is from the book Science Made Stupid, published in 1985, and it shares the same space in my heart as The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Same, I call it my Secret Poop Closet

Thanks, that was fun!

Oh, you’ll still have splatters.

That’s just unnecessary if you just use an apron

An apron is a very simple item that simply goes over the clothes and secures with a single, simple tie

I can also wear an apron