December is in the summer now?

Whoa. That’s a big fuckin’ ant.

And the fired guys had promised to disburse most of that to their employees.

Smart move, because they absolutely would have gotten sued and likely wound up with no game.

Then why are they enforcing moral standards?

That didn’t even occur to me

This just makes me want to be even more woke and gay

Only seven?

Oh, they’re definitely thinking of the children.

Cost of living varies wildly across the globe, as well as just in the US. I happen to live in one of the highest CoL areas in the nation; in order to maintain this decadent lifestyle of regularly feeding my wife don’t-die-juice and living in a house, five million dollars is what it would take for me to be able to immediately stop turning the crank of the orphan-crushing machine, colloquially known as “retire.”

The moral of the story is to always make your own pico de gallo.

$1MM barely gets you shit these days. $5MM and I’d be set, though

That’s why I always ask if it’s free when something doesn’t scan the first time

LOL. Doing a good job of that all by yourself, mate.

It’s entirely possible to measure metrics.

Enjoy your slopware.

Honestly, water is better

I seem to recall a separate study showing that it just encouraged users to think more lazily, not more critically.

The research explicitly showed that the anecdotes were flawed, and that actual measured productivity was the inverse of what the users imagined. That’s the entire point. You’re just saying “nuh uh, muh anecdotes.”

Sounds cool, but I sure as fuck don’t want my ISP to be marshalling this data.

Try reading the article.