Clearly that’s a Belgian Army Knife

Bitting?

Oh, I get it. Your network is your net worth.

Network?

Ya gotta start somewhere

The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

Sorry, we’ve already established that’s not a valid argument.

Was kinda dumb of you to write all that

RIP George

That’s just dumb.

It’s dumb to shoot yourself in the foot or jump off a cliff.

Don’t do dumb things.

Right, so what Boomer already said.

I think something being dumb is a perfectly valid reason to not do the thing.

Then why do they exist?

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

Pretty sure this article is about the USA

Also where the fuck is this free healthcare?

This made me realize that I never really knew how many listeners my radio show had, and that I never really cared.