Xilabar the Dice Goblin
A #ttrpg nerd and a #rodent lover.
Pfp is my #chinchilla, Muffin, begging to be let out for floor time so she can eat my baseboards. Banner picture is of my two #cavy boars, Oreo (right) and Coffecake (left), who are claiming that I have never fed them once and will soon starve to death, despite the full food bowl behind them.
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@SamuraiBeandog @ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling
Ooh this is a cool idea. And I wouldn’t worry about the evilness of the act since Lawful Evil is a Lawful alignment
@INeedMana
I just noticed Piefed’s hastags aren’t visible over here on Mastodon. Odd.
I mean, usually my #dnd players strongly dislike tracking encumbrance, so the coins might as well be weightless.
Something I think people tend to forget about is the practice of “free lunch”. Sit yourself down at the bar, order a drink, and you get access to a whole lunch menu as long as you keep drinking. It particularly makes sense if a pint of beer &/or a single lunch actually costs slightly less than a cp, so two beers would cover the cost.
But it’s coins made of solid gold/silver/copper that players find in dungeons, bring back to town, and immediately spend. People bring their irl money intuition to the table when they need to pull prices out of their ass which results in tavern food costing, like, 10 gold coins per plate. Realistically, given the prices of the materials in the specie coins, I think players paying for stuff in gp should be treated like some rich fuck paying for fast food with Benjamins.
@acockworkorange
Love your username 💜
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•House rule: If it's in the expanded rules, NPCs don't have access to the spell.
18·1 year ago@ahdok
I think I am going to steal that rule for my campaign
@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn’t sink like metal Mario or anything like that.
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•People have fun in different ways, I suppose.
2·1 year ago@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this
My group’s campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.
@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there
Are we playing the same campaign? Lol
@LoamImprovement @Anticorp I think you don’t understand how public arguments work
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Is ProtonVPN worth it?
2·2 years ago@MonkCanatella that is actually a really good point. I did not think of this.
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto
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01·2 years ago@stifle867 interesting. I would prefer to have port-forwarding to cover my ass, though. I personally use Zorin OS, which is based on Debian, so maybe it might work?
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Is ProtonVPN worth it?
3·2 years ago@thantik yeah that was me. I prefer to keep my Mastodon stuff and Lemmy stuff separate. What happened was that I initially posted this from Lemmy, realized I would rather post this from Mastodon, and deleted the first one so there wouldn’t be duplicates. I wasn’t trying to gaslight you and you didn’t do anything wrong.
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Is ProtonVPN worth it?
7·2 years ago@akilou good to know about the Linux, I am a Linux user


@calamitycastle The harder one is basically Doc Ock as a sith lord. Imagine: Soresu with 6 lightsabers.
The easier one is similar in spirit: mad scientist lawyer. Gold breastplate under a pinstripe suit. Sunglasses with scanning equipment. Lots of little details like that.