He’s a glover not a fighter

This is good Fox News!

Butt wiggle of DOOM!!!

Always. Always.

As for the kid, maybe their parents will look around at the house full of cat toys and head off to the shelter, and some deserving kitty will find a forever home. Maybe even a bonded pair of kitties.

Somewhere there’s a kid crying because the sweet orange cat who walked into their life 5 months ago has disappeared.

At best you’re gonna be able to get them to stay off while you’re home. They’re inquisitive toddlers with a 4-foot vertical jump. You shouldn’t be making food directly on the countertop anyway. Just clean your cutting/prep surfaces before use as a matter of habit, and if possible store them vertical (between the canisters and wall works for me).

Walls get dusty only to a very minimal degree because they’re vertical. Walls in the houses of people who smoke get smoky and also more dusty because smoke residue is sticky. If you want to spend time dusting, go wipe down horizontal things where the dust is actually visible and annoying, and don’t worry about your walls. Once the second dust particle lands on the first, they’ll both fall to the floor on their own.

I don’t mind as long as it’s said gratefully. Like they hoped for a miracle and you’re it.

And then, God forbid you do accidentally kick or tread a little, YOWL!!! THE AFFRONTERY!!!

When I’m carrying food I can only shuffle

Or on a pile of the dogs.

I don’t have a big enough freezer for a whole animal unless it’s a chicken, you lucky beast!

Damn, mouthwatering.

I love lamb shank, especially the gelatiny bits, and I love coconut curry. Apricots sounds like an excellent twist, too.

I wonder whether people could reduce that by using wand toys to play with them and satisfy that urge to pounce, each time before feeding them.

I think all kitties should be adored indoor kitties, but a backyard kitty is better than a completely feral cat and a lonely uncatted person. For instance they’ll probably do the storm refuge thing again, and feed it so it will kill fewer birds, and they’ll enjoy time together even if it’s not pettable.

So, win win!

Or maybe I’ll just POUNCE on the back of your neck!

Tabby cat patterns shift over time as the multicolored hairs of their fur grows. Which is why it’s a dumb idea for a tattoo. But maybe in the moment they just really liked the design.

Follow Butters back to the source. Apologize profusely. Make new wingfriend.

Face definitely says, “Are you SURE we’re not going to the vet???”

Looks like this meme:

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