And once you opened the door, how long did he leave you hanging, draught blowing through the house, before he stalked in?

Cough<bullshit>cough

Consider the Navel Orange. Completely unable to reproduce on its own, yet it has millions of progeny because of people like you!

Very bitey elephants

“If it’s the Nobel Committee they’ll leave a message.” But they’d better text as well.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a number of awardees find out through journalists and then have to go back through their ignored messages or Spam folder.

So, if sea lions are literally sea lions,

Seals are, sea panthers?

Except of course leopard seals, obvs.

(Making allowance for extra weight of blubber necessary for temperature control in the ocean)

AWWWW! Trauma babies hav to be fierce! But I’m sure she loves you too.

The best part is when you toss them and all the little interior rings come apart.

Also tails

Well you weren’t wrong anyway

Oh I was /s

Her fingers are like snakes themselves, especially the pointer. 🐍

It’s definitely not trying to be realistic, not even aspirational, although some teenage girl might well aspire, because undeveloped 🧠

More unrealistic body standards for women

Edit: apparently I need this: /s

I decided against this idea for just that reason. If you do, be sure to wear kitty ears and tail. Maybe get cat-eye contacts too.

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Ah you see the bananananas and Skippy and chocolate give a more sustained release of energy so the toddlers don’t crash and burn, they’re just happyhappyhappy! As long as they have freedom to move around, they can be channeled into good or at least harmless activity. Belt them into a carseat, however, and it fuels their frustration to keep the tantrum going all the way home.

I agree that it’s not unhealthy for kids like it would be for an older more sedentary person.

Feed this sugar bomb to the preschoolers whose parents are late picking them up. Either you’ll have so much help running around picking up all the toys and hurling them into the big bin, or the parents who finally arrive will get what they deserve.

And is there a map of women with androgenic hair?

I like it. After all, dying is one of the things lemmings do best. Take the leap!

Dat’s Nacho Cat!

Thank you for making sure these seeds get planted where they will help rather than harm! Migrating monarchs that encounter non-native milkweeds can wind up leaving eggs where they’ll have no chance to survive