5,500. A fun one

The filling and sterile-sealing process in the factory is just as bad, so we already drank a bunch of microplastics the first time. At my age I’m mostly plastics, insecticides, lead and asbestos. When the alien bug people come, feed me to them first, maybe they’ll die.

The bottles are very sturdy and even survive my dishwasher, although sometimes the rim/lid connection is a little wobbly afterwards. I don’t care, because at that point it’s only water, sunshine will dry it. If you just fill it with fresh water without washing, the water has a hint of the old flavor which can be nice too.

Or stevia-and-monkfruit water if it’s Zero Sugar, with an assortment of vitamins listed as ingredients.

Someone gives you shit about your brightly-dyed hair color, remind them that animals and bugs wear bright colors to repel predators, so it’s working, and it tells you what they are!

Just looking at the pic, any real sexbots designed by men would be more boobily breasted.

This post is a little raisin of giggles in the bread of dour frustrations that is the rest of my Lemmy feed.

This post is a little raisin of giggles in the bread of dour frustrations that is the rest of my Lemmy feed.

Well I am female, but I don’t really care what shape bodies are. And I try to avoid anything about the Kardashians entirely. But Kylie was on Graham Norton the other week, (in a transparent dress described as “a doily and a condom”) and I wanted to see the others on the show. And at the Met Gala she made sure she’d be recognized even in a full-face mask.

Okay I take the whole thing back, going back to edit previous comment. That was Kim, not Kylie. Apologies Kylie, I know literally nothing about you.

Hmmmm, I sort of think we’re all a little too familiar with the shape of Kylie Jenner, unless for the first time in her life she wore something that wasn’t skintight. Which superheroine suits usually are. But if it were bulky enough, maybe.

No, I’m stupid, I was thinking of Kim Kardashian, not Kylie. Go ahead and fight crime in mystery, Kylie.

Maybe their version of “rule the planet” involved mostly just hanging out in their den and thinking interesting thoughts.

Agreed although apparently use of the meme is now expanded to include anything that sends us back to 1984, so it could mean “that’s an old joke” or “women these days appreciate a big stick, that’s outdated sexism.”

As an old woman, I disagree though. Big sticks should be appreciated in Nature and then left for someone else to enjoy. That’s not sexist. And OP’s comic is new to me. It’s also adorable.

He needs a shed outside to keep his big stick in.

Am I supposed to not be able to see what’s in her speech bubble?

Just previously owned, so from the shelter, not bred to order

Awwww, thank you.

I have upvoted this very anxious cat, but I request you start working on another drawing of the same cat safe and contented. I’ll be over here with my arms folded and foot tapping…

Looks good! What spices?

Exactly. Cutting boards should be stowed on edge if possible to minimize germs landing on them from whatever source, and any food prep surface should be cleaned before use. Even without a cat.

A couple of our cat’s favorite places can’t be reached without jumping from the counter so I take the responsibility for clean food prep and removing possible toxins instead of trying to keep her off it.

Some people say they have trained their cats to stay off the counter and dinner table. Their cats have learned how to not get caught on the counter and dinner table. Except for disabled cats who can’t jump, all cats make use of the vertical space in their homes. It’s one reason they don’t need to go outside to get exercise. And they feel safer when they have the high ground.