Not even remotely with her. My other cat, quite possibly. He likes a belly rub until he doesn’t and you can never predict the timing.

You tryna act like you. no. me.

Had a cat like that who was the most lovey-dovey cat. Cuddle maniac complete with waterworks when you would pet him. Drool cat to the limit!

I tried piping the output of sed to cat but it threw a hissy fit and demanded kibble and pets.

Chews walnuts casually

I did that for my grandmother with FreeBSD many moons ago, on a Pentium3 no less. It ran for years and years like a champ. Booted straight into PySol since that was pretty much all she ever did on a computer.