Rye?

Time for a Rueben!

Pond doesn’t seem very happy, though.

No happy frogs and that makes the lil pond sad.

(I could just see, Bob Ross turning to whoever said that, calmly before snapping in drill sergeant voice “YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN PAINTING!”)

apparently, that Mara Lago face has a long history…

My neighbor’s carrot thief sassy tortie has learned to stand on the sink and attack from above.

* Fistbump *

I mean… there’s worse things people have used it for.

What did the dog dooo?

Frozen, ice encrusted spinach?

Maybe I’m missing something here.

“Leave me alone!”- le cat.

(Don’t think xcell actually needs to turn the power off, but they do need to send a technician in a bucket.)

Op clearly goes for the ironic names.

The snake is named “fluffy”

The Greeks were making communist jokes long before it was even a thing!

Eh.

This is how you know the universe wasn’t intelligently designed.

No one would pass up the opportunity to make it 69 earths inside Uranus.

She looks very concerned about your swearing. Is the maintenance going okay?

I’ll hold your coat.

that kitty is beautiful, and I’m not even being threatened to say that.

This could be a mistake.

The chances of the water turning on if they don’t see you are probably much higher.

I agree, mostly because we know what happens after exploration.

(Exploitation)

Okay. That’s fair.

But what about hand crafted cat caves

somenone needs to get this dude a cat cave.

well.

Ii’ll take -40 (0r worse) over just-at-freezing and rainy. that shit seeps, and nothing wholesome ever seeps. when it’s brutally cold out, you can just pack more on. (or stay inside.)

The meme, though, is a joke about the otherside of the spectrum. (“It’s a dry heat.”)