dude needs his protein, after all. he’s bulking!

Dammit I need to be more careful when posting on mobile. Meant to say not, lol. Thanks for the correction

So, true spiders digest their food externally by injecting the venom. They then slurp it up. So the answer to that is “Yes”. Some true spiders may also eat the more solid bits, but that’s in addition to. but again, many- most- spiders are essentially harmless to humans.

harvestmen (daddy long legs) are not venomous and lack the mouth-parts necessary for injection, but they’re not true spiders.

To add to what nougat said, because that’s very much the appropriate answer…

All spiders are in fact venomous- it’s part of how they feed. Many species, the venom is not harmful to humans, or only very weakly so. (Wolf spiders qualify as “very weakly so”)

That said, you try keeping a reasonable head when you suddenly come eyeball-to-eyeball with a wolf spiders qualify and her kids.

Ned is a good bed! But a better doggie!

Tan dirt.

So it works. Maybe. Try squinting at it.

Nature’s sunscreen!

Ah yes but the belly rubs are a trap too, once you find the right scratch spot he’ll hold your arm down

Is that a trap? Or a reward?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Because they’re Deep Ones.

(Even they need vacations…)

the various common names of birds have convinced me that ornithologists are mostly horny perverts that have spent too much time alone in the woods.

Oh… we were supposed to drop our evidence? Very well…

Shima Enaga (long tailed bushtit / snowfairy)

Rosefinch

Tanuki

Fire bellied newt

Their honey bee

and for the weirdos… the murder hornet… ( i wouldn’t call these fuckers cute, but I’m sure somebody does. Their moms, maybe.)

Far from exhaustive, but eh, these are my favorite Pokémon. (Okay so murder hornets are ugly, but they’re murderous!)

Sleep well, tonight. Sleep…. Lightly.

And not even like…“but cuter!”. Japan has some insanely cute critters.

“The in-transit snacks leave something to be desired” -LadyGull

Still demands your soul, though.

Hmm.

it’s either or a trap, or he is in fact quite bothered. (By the lack of belly rubs.)

I also learned that Freud had an interesting obsession with his mom’s tits.

Cat Dad? Bearded Cat Mom?

Just two questions. what does it pay… and do I have to grow a beard?

Is that not therapy?