Ned is a good bed! But a better doggie!

Tan dirt.

So it works. Maybe. Try squinting at it.

Nature’s sunscreen!

Ah yes but the belly rubs are a trap too, once you find the right scratch spot he’ll hold your arm down

Is that a trap? Or a reward?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Because they’re Deep Ones.

(Even they need vacations…)

the various common names of birds have convinced me that ornithologists are mostly horny perverts that have spent too much time alone in the woods.

Oh… we were supposed to drop our evidence? Very well…

Shima Enaga (long tailed bushtit / snowfairy)

Rosefinch

Tanuki

Fire bellied newt

Their honey bee

and for the weirdos… the murder hornet… ( i wouldn’t call these fuckers cute, but I’m sure somebody does. Their moms, maybe.)

Far from exhaustive, but eh, these are my favorite Pokémon. (Okay so murder hornets are ugly, but they’re murderous!)

Sleep well, tonight. Sleep…. Lightly.

And not even like…“but cuter!”. Japan has some insanely cute critters.

“The in-transit snacks leave something to be desired” -LadyGull

Still demands your soul, though.

Hmm.

it’s either or a trap, or he is in fact quite bothered. (By the lack of belly rubs.)

I also learned that Freud had an interesting obsession with his mom’s tits.

Cat Dad? Bearded Cat Mom?

Just two questions. what does it pay… and do I have to grow a beard?

Is that not therapy?

I mean, it does sound like a bad idea™. I certainly can understand why cats wouldn’t like it. I actually thought it was a “bad kitty squirt gun” blaster, lols.

You sound like maybe you enjoyed the discs a little too much.

You wouldn’t be a cat, perchance?

This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts.

I thought about making an intentional joke about being the “mallard reaction” and saying “isn’t that quackers” or something, and decided to not confuse people.

naturally. Best to slow it down and keep it juicy, too. I like smoking them at about 200 f, it’s perfection.

also… way to make spatchcocking sound even dirtier than it is. the no cooks here are probably thinking it’s some sort of sex act and the rest of us are wondering if it’s not also some sort of sex act.