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Cake day: July 15th, 2023

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  • I’m really not a fan of super weapons in sci fi. They make little sense, if you ask me.

    like. really. the Deathstar didn’t really serve much in the way of a useful purpose.

    A carrier for self-mobile carriers? that made planets go poof?

    Any reasonable rebel would just not be on a planet, which means you’re making your own resources go poof. and by resources, I mean labor force.

    This something I never understood about Hoth. strap that ion gun and it’s genset to a freighter, and you’d have a pretty mean gunship that can disable entire convoys or blockades. equip other freighters for wildcat gas extraction and refinery and solve your fuel problems. same for manufacturing, with the advantage of not losing your shit everytime the Empire shows up.













  • In high school, I once got to tour the zoo with zookeepers guiding and taking us back in the more private spaces.

    (Standing 2 feet away from a 500 pound still-growing tiger is a memorable experience. Especially when the keeper reaches through the grate to pinch the sleeping fella’s toe bean.)

    One of the exhibits we got more in depth was this endangered wild horse, where they were part of a breeding program.

    The zookeeper was laughing his ass off as a dad was trying to explain what the horse was doing (rocking back and forth…) to his kids.

    When the family left, the zookeeper turned to us, and apologized and said “the stallion is masturbating.”