it’s a caustic relationship.

just for the record, we started with Venus, but they kept breaking them, so we switched to Mars.

In high school, I once got to tour the zoo with zookeepers guiding and taking us back in the more private spaces.

(Standing 2 feet away from a 500 pound still-growing tiger is a memorable experience. Especially when the keeper reaches through the grate to pinch the sleeping fella’s toe bean.)

One of the exhibits we got more in depth was this endangered wild horse, where they were part of a breeding program.

The zookeeper was laughing his ass off as a dad was trying to explain what the horse was doing (rocking back and forth…) to his kids.

When the family left, the zookeeper turned to us, and apologized and said “the stallion is masturbating.”

Hey.

Why wasn’t the Slime Mold invited to the party?

I get what you’re saying, but DOOM can run on anything.

Needs vocal cords and lungs for that.

I mean, you don’t need arms if your a vicious killing mouth with legs.

So you know that scene where the kid puts the tail prosthetic on and Toothless tries to shake it off by bouncing crazy?

The way those motions were animated was that Chris took his black kitty, and stuck some tape on the kitty’s tail and recorded the ensuing chaos.

Even if this was a conclusive study (sounds like there’s some issues there with selection and methodology,)….

This is probably because women are more likely to be harassed/assaulted/raped/mugged/etc.

Other vulnerable groups (trans, immigrants, etc) are probably are also scanning and maintaining better situational awareness.

It’d be nice to be able to walk down a street without making other people uncomfortable because men in general are less assholish than bears.

I will never be that fluffy, maybe.

But I’m certainly about to be that comfy!

Rye?

Time for a Rueben!

Pond doesn’t seem very happy, though.

No happy frogs and that makes the lil pond sad.

(I could just see, Bob Ross turning to whoever said that, calmly before snapping in drill sergeant voice “YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN PAINTING!”)

apparently, that Mara Lago face has a long history…

My neighbor’s carrot thief sassy tortie has learned to stand on the sink and attack from above.

* Fistbump *

I mean… there’s worse things people have used it for.

What did the dog dooo?

Frozen, ice encrusted spinach?

Maybe I’m missing something here.

“Leave me alone!”- le cat.

(Don’t think xcell actually needs to turn the power off, but they do need to send a technician in a bucket.)

Op clearly goes for the ironic names.

The snake is named “fluffy”