They’re not eating them, (it apparently doesn’t show up in their poo, and the carrot is usually large enough that it’d do something)

And they’re not bringing them home…. (Their vegan daughter would have been delighted about that. She normally gets a free supply though.)

Which, I imagine they’re bringing the carrot as a gift to a really confused third neighbor.

I met my neighbor’s cat cuz they got stuck breaking into my greenhouse to steal carrots.

Still don’t know what they do with them.

Looks like an Abignail to me.

They really shouldn’t have cut pbs funding.

sleeping is the best part of life.

So, life is too short to be awake.

“Dad” does not appear to enjoy your sense of fashion.

maybe shoulda gone with the inflatable-spike-coat instead.

Dammitalltohellinahandbasket.

I feel old now. (I was there, Gandalf. I was there.)

Instructions unclear, I shot my gaming rig with a 6 bore shotgun…. And then set it on fire.

“Windows.exe has stopped working”

It’s all ferns, all the way down.

“Good.” - the cat.

Ash seems like you might be alright.

CAT.

I pick… CAT. (that is in fact an option, right?)

Not only that. But the sheer number of kids who didn’t develop autism but had Tylenol (or the vaccines! Same shit different goat.)

Like, most kids in the US had Tylenol. Most kids don’t develop autism. Other things most kids are exposed to: going outside. Going inside. Having a pb&j. Wearing clothing. Eating ice cream. The incidence of going to McDonald’s for soft serve and being told the machine is broke.

It’s patently ridiculous, and even if there’s a correlation, it’s pretty clear something else is going on, and you don’t have to be a physician to see that.

Do you have any idea how common it is to give people, even kids, Tylenol?

I’m not looking up their meta, but I suspect it’s as informative as the meta that shows a “link” between autism and vaccines.

Might as well investigate a link between Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or wearing clothes.

“I thought it was bigger on the inside!”

Honestly…. As an adult, the kids table is way more fun.

You know what makes a cult classic a cult classic, right? Very passionate but also niche fan bases.

It’s a great and iconic film, but most people have never actually seen it end to end.

You haven’t seen Montey Python and the Holy Grail?

Relax. We’ve only ever seen it in clips. Though it is obligatory to insult you in a terrible accent: You’re mother was a Hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

(Seriously though, it was one of those movies that almost no one has watched, but has seen most of anyway.)