Its in the name!

Do chicken have horns?

I really wish they showed Worf becoming a total Cat Dad- with his quarters decked out in cat runs, Worf getting all Steve Irwin watching Spot hunt (“What a maginficent hunter!”)… all the cat toys. Trips to the holodeck to get outside… maybe even setting up those holographic table thingies for mice and things.

like you know Spot had Worf wrapped around his paw.

I liked the owl! but this critter is cute too. in a “slightly misunderstood” way,

selfie mode and let her look at the screen? or boop the screen.

This is the ideal, yes.

If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

you should got to sleep sooner!

you missed the joke.

2 out of 5 are drunk. The other two are cops. you’re the fifth.

I work nights and commute home around that time. I get pulled over once a month because a bored cop wants to see if I’m drunk for an easy arrest.

I would love it if people stopped drinking and driving; but I also don’t like my civil rights being violated. every interaction with a cop is a chance for bad shit to happen.

They say two out of five people on the highway around barclose are drunk. The other two are cops. Which really sucks.

is anyone actually awake at 7?

It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

I give it a month before we see the guy QQing about they types of people that hit on industrial engineers.

I’d apologize but it wouldn’t be particularly sincere.

Well, I’m sincerely sorry for annoying the cat. But it’s hard to say I’m sorry from meeting the cat…

They’re not eating them, (it apparently doesn’t show up in their poo, and the carrot is usually large enough that it’d do something)

And they’re not bringing them home…. (Their vegan daughter would have been delighted about that. She normally gets a free supply though.)

Which, I imagine they’re bringing the carrot as a gift to a really confused third neighbor.

I met my neighbor’s cat cuz they got stuck breaking into my greenhouse to steal carrots.

Still don’t know what they do with them.

Looks like an Abignail to me.

They really shouldn’t have cut pbs funding.

sleeping is the best part of life.

So, life is too short to be awake.

“Dad” does not appear to enjoy your sense of fashion.

maybe shoulda gone with the inflatable-spike-coat instead.

Dammitalltohellinahandbasket.

I feel old now. (I was there, Gandalf. I was there.)