A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
You found what on my web history?!
Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
I can’t believe you paid for winrar
Have you seen my tweezers.
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.
I have… Understandings
"Have you seen my possum? "
But seriously, I thought this was some man made art. The fact that this is a real life pic of a living creature is wicked.
This makes me highly uncomfortable