Life is risky. You should probably go outside today without fearing that a meteor will strike you… And so should that cat. By all means, take reasonable precautions, but your comment is over the top.

Can I also say, as a somewhat normie human, that it’s called PieFed? I might need a little background information on this one.

Though I do participate in a group named Lemmy.

The description says it’s a violin

For some reason, I read this as cream of pistachio soup and got, really, way too excited.

Rich people mostly aren’t having fun. They’re too scared of poor people.

Er, help me see it?

This? Please. I work in a middle school. No way in hell.

Are you sure you don’t have to squish the udder from top to bottom?

I want to see a video of it in use.

I mean, they should, but because of what amounts to basically slave labor, they don’t cost near that much in the US. That’s the big evil of bananas these days. I love them, but I don’t buy them.

Honestly, it happens at least four or five times a year on average. Not kidding, you found out my secret.

In my city the most common graffiti is

poop
boob

also

dadbod

Oh gosh, I just think regional variation in language is really cool, and while I’ve heard ‘God forbid’ a lot in my life, I’ve never heard the phrase OP used. Turns out it was auto-correct, which I half-suspected, but I would have loved to have known where that had come from. If you’re interested in this kind of thing, I highly recommend the talk show “A Way with Words.” The hosts get really nerdily excited about just these kinds of phrases, so given that I listened to that program regularly, I’m kind of on the lookout.

Is this also because I’m an atheist living in the South? Possibly. ‘God forgot’ shows some lack of divine omnipotence, which I find kind of exciting.

god forgot

Do you use that regularly? How cool! Or is it autocorrect?

My cat used to follow us up the road into the woods all the time… until we got a dog. I didn’t realize it would go down that way, but even to me it felt like a huge betrayal.

I saw a perfect stranger having a lengthy conversation with my cat the other day. Though, the stranger spoke English: things like, “Stop yelling at me!” Which was appropriate.

In Cypress is everything written in 3 alphabets?

Edit: two alphabets, 3 languages?

I was struggling to remember the song and so clicked on your link. It’s a surprise to realize it’s the updated version. I was thinking for two minutes that I had a really terrible memory. Then I found the original and it’s entirely familiar.

I can almost remember and it burns to not quite have it.

I was wrong, you were wrong! We can throw rice at weddings again! I have a great picture of my mom getting married outside with rice being thrown in her face.