the fact that theology is even a concern is a big red flag for me dawg

he recently made a podcast whining about how how inappropriate it was for taylor swift to use curse words and make a song about a penis (because won’t someone think of his poor conservative children!) then claimed she was secretly antiwoke and tradwife material owning the libs 🙄 i don’t know why i listen to his drivel

michael jackson picked propofol

what about fake em dashes (two en dashes --)

who am I kidding I just spam semicolons anyway