A fitting fate for EA would be to be dismantled and its name used for an unrelated business

It’s probably made out of balsa wood

Stochastic suicide

As far as I understand the trackers broadcast an id that changes every so often, that is so a tracker can’t be uniquely identified and tracked by a 3rd party. That means that your android phone can’t tell if it’s detecting the same tracker twice or two different trackers

Some web features like the clipboard API only work in “secure contexts” (ie. https or localhost)

I think that’s reasonable behavior

Your agent would communicate with the venue’s agent, after some negotiation they would agree on $400 dollars for a 7.5 minute party for 5000 children

And for young people Super Smash Bros Melee will be as cool as bingo or canasta

Also make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud

“In a February 2022 blog post the dev team said they would release a new Kyiv map in 3 days, it hasn’t been mentioned ever since”

We import pandas in hundreds of classes, but they never import us. I’ll impose a 200% tariff on pandas imports until they start depending on us.

Make All Dependencies Circular!

Gender is not binary, it’s hexadecimal

If that was the case they would have pivoted towards selling polycule rings, they could sell N*M rings to a polycule with N males and M females

Just cover the exterior with soapy water

Why be a Youtuber or a Tiktoker when you can be an Elsevierer

The first domain should be googie-anaiytics, the L in analytics was replaced with an i

Same in Spanish

Mamífero = Mammal

Mamar = To suck

What about Roman numerals?

Some C++ style guides suggest the following naming convention for functions that crash on any error

OpenFileOrDie()