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somebody stop Nestle before it’s too late
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somebody stop Nestle before it’s too late
Yes, I know. I am talking after seeing Wiktionary
“Turtle” can refer to both land and marine testudines
I normally hate ultra pedants, but this I can respect
I hear standard issue cats are good as well
Being able to fit a java class name in 1 line
I’m also into Al. Al Yankovic
I wish I could do that :(
This is obviously fake 🙄. The pyramids were built by aliens
“Forge” is literally what softwares like GitHub, GitLab, or Forgejo is called. From Wikipedia
“In FOSS development communities, a forge is a web-based collaborative software platform for both developing and sharing computer applications.”
How much is that in hamburgers? Sorry I only understand freedom units
Vim user here. The only way to exit vim is to pray to the Vim gods and sacrifice your first born, hoping that they’ll cause a cosmic ray to hit the right spot in the memory to flip the right bit that causes it to exit. There are no alternatives.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Reading is hard too. If only there was an AI that could do the reading
I love the fact that there is an entire OEIS entry for it’s aspect ratio
what if your code was so shity that it caused the compiler to segfault?