Only if you use the Self-Hashing Orthogonal Tracing Algorithm, naturally.

Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

I remember getting sent to the principals office for “hacking” (pinging the computer in the next room) in like 8th grade.

Back in 4th/5th I actually was hacking, modifying our user menu to add Windows 3.1 and a password (copying config from a teacher’s profile). Also brute-forced at least two teachers passwords.

I’m a network architect now, so there’s that.

I don’t think any programmer would be dumb enough to take that bait.

They would be held personally liable for any business decision that costs the stockholders (while, of course, not being given anything extra when a business decision nets stockholders a fortune).

KMail.

France and Spain: See you in an hour, England!

Portugal: I gotchu fam.

You wouldn’t download a serial killer.

But you could download countless murder-mystery audiobooks and ebooks from Libby, so that’s a close second.

Can you smoke it? Or is it like the Intel Arc of weed?

I think I’ve read the latter is due to a higher concentration of rods in your eye.

Jesus Christ.

I just realized that we call binary base2 and there’s no 2 in that numbering system. We call hexadecimal base16 but there’s no 16 (at least not like we know it). But then why is base10 base10? We have a 10…but it’s not a single digit number.

Why is this reminding me of Project Hail Mary?

“There’s always a price to pay” is basically what engineering is.

Anybody could build a bridge to last 100 years, or to survive a barge ship crashing into it, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that will barely last 100 years, or barely survive a bridge crashing into it (which you could kind of say the F.S.Key bridge did, since only really the middle section was taken out).

Put another way, in the real world, there are budgets and sacrifices.

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With all their beady little eyes…and flapping heads so full of lies.

Chicago Style.

Most people’s rectums angle slightly to the right. Please see a doctor if you have an atypical rectum.

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Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.

Yeah…why? Wanna fight about it? My army could take your army.

What? No, the radius just makes the speed “faster”, but what really matters is the frequency of rotation.

The merry-go-round is what, 20-25 RPM max? The carnival ride is only like 6-8 RPM. Both are a hell of a lot faster than 1RPD.