Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

Yeah that title terrified me for a solid minute there

bread poisoning

Oof, I remember someone once sticking a piece of bread in my sandwich in an attempt to harm me

Thankfully someone had the antidote for bread and I was fine

Can’t I stab the mold to kill it and then eat it? If that worked for what’s in the sandwich then I fail to see why it wouldn’t work for the mold

Wait, you’re not supposed to pet service dogs?

Huh…if I was running a DnD campaign again I would actually totally do this; ironically my players aren’t…heroic/humble? If the townsfolk began reacting negatively to the characters, the players would just stop fighting the bad guys. Spider-man would continue helping people if they hated him as much as JJ hates him because he can’t help but be heroic, my players would not. I’d have to confine the effects of the newspaper to just the newspaper itself.

Um, for those of us only just now finding out about this situation, what’s the AI issue here? Did they pirate some of Dana’s work with their AI, or is she inherently opposed to AI and Disney is just using it in general and that’s why she’s angry?

Full details: some people glean implications from people’s posts, I just want to clarify: I don’t care about AI, I’m just lost on what’s happening here (I only just discovered Dana Terrace exists after only just recently watching the owl house and being told about her other works, so I’m curious about if her stuff is being pirated by Disney via whatever AI stuff they’re doing)

Forget tasted it, some people just flat out ate it, such as Galen Winsor

“There’s dozens of us! Dozens!”

Where’s the level 20 retired adventurers? I just see four average babushkas

“I’m having a cyclops blindingly good time!”

If this king doesn’t have access to wizards casting every defensive spell in the player’s handbook on him every single day of his life, wearing the best magical armor in the world that glamors into ordinary royal attire, with defensive wards cast around his immediate vicinity every day, and he just let adventurers stroll into his castle armed while he was being lax with all these precautions, then he deserves to get Kirked.

Yes

“Oh the monk is immune to poison?! Well hah! …I completely forgot”

In 30 years this will be a very well-studied period of human history and behavior.

Yeah like I’d take the opinion of idiots 30 years from now criticizing us when they’ll be believing empathy gives you cancer, or that retirement leads to violence; thirty years ago people were saying about us today that we’d be studying their failings and meanwhile we’re fighting off antivaxxers and people saying <insert ordinary medicine> gives you autism while we study those failings; thirty years from now those losers will be engaged in their own laughable failings, so they can get off their high horse cause they have their own laughable kooks.

That would legit be an awesome way to tell your colleagues Earth is about to be a parking spot for a meteor

I’m reminded of when a DM allowed me to throw a rock off a cliff and roll a diplomacy check to see if the dire wolf jumps after it; I succeeded with flying colors wolf

Of course not; they’ll feed them

Either they’re seeing how popular AI is becoming and they’re calling it that to get some of that popularity, or they’re using the term AI in a different way than it’s currently used (so for example referring to regular NPC behavior as NPC AI).

You should check what’s been happening recently; villains in all the anime have been renamed ‘Hamas’ and characters who disagree with the protagonist have all been renamed ‘Hamas supporter’

I hate this; back in 3e/3.5e a keen scimitar could crit on a 17 because a scimitar’s crit range was 18-20 (keen widens crit range)

I hate 5e for simplifying everything so much