Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

What do you mean? We’re watching it happen in real time right now with people; vtubers learned to put on costumes of animals, insects or even mythical creatures to get weird internet losers to give them money to feed themselves.

You also have that giant cockroach that learned to put on a human skin called asmongold to get people to subscribe to its twitch channel.

Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream

Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!

EDIT: Just found this in the wild:

But. Can. You. Play. Doom. On. It.

The only question that matters.

Forget colder, I kind of feel like we’re missing out on not hearing the sun thanks to space

False; no sun = no morning!

Model 1914

Well there’s your problem; get a 2024 model

Mimic city; every building is a mimic, but they’re smart enough to eat the local population when they’re alone or in small groups. Every time people keep going missing, and the players will assume it must be some random wandering monster; they’d never think it’s literally the buildings and each room can start eating really fast. There’d be no pattern either, every building is alive and people go missing literally everywhere. Perhaps a clue can be a house that has no more people living in it and it starts to starve to death and starts freaking out, even endangering the other mimics’ secret.

Wait the big ones are the termites? I thought those things were teensy.

Hey thanks for this, it was a very interesting read

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The full bill for Vietnam started coming 20 years after the fact as all those veterans got older and started heavily using the benefits they were promised. From the start of the War on Terror, we’re about at that same point right now. So unless the plan is to rug pull those benefits from people who really need them, then there’s going to be a huge bill coming that no amount of efficiency trimming can ignore.

Pulling the rug out from under exactly when they need it most is almost the most based of praxis; the government giving them the wall is 100% based praxis.

Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems

This isn’t arable land, this is Europle land!

The stalked has become the stalker

I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?

(cause too close to reality for comfort)

If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?

I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.

Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?

I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic