When I started pouring the concrete for this slope, the builder assured me it would not be slippery.

Id give her about tree fiddy

Fae are like, earth spirits. Not exactly malevolent, but tricksterish, deceptive and vengeful. Not to be trusted. Never eat their food or play their games. Don’t fuck with their animals or their homes or they’ll gaslight you to death

I do love to say “I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it” tho

Glittertech

This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

Me:

We are the snail

Don’t drink

This is science, not math.

When you get your genocidal emperor from wish.com

The gators would get sick.

That’s dumb design.

Who’s shit-talking? They are all rough jobs in one way or another, and have their strengths and weaknesses. Some Devs specialise because the product/company is big, others generalise because the product/company is tiny and they barely have enough money to pay you, let alone seperate frontend and backend Devs, so you have to moonlight as a food van cook to make ends meet and also you live in the food van and sleep on the floor and stay warm from the exhaust of the meat fridge, every waking moment is a living nightmare and you haven’t had a proper shower in weeks because the stalls in the gym are always packed with horny gay men who are terrible kissers and don’t understand that you just want to be held for a minute jfc

This is oregano.

We are their vampires.

The perfect boyfriend doesn’t exi-

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

Whelming

I tried really hard to get a named CloudFlare tunnel working with a domain name I registered (I share my personal home videos with a non technical family member in Italy) but couldn’t get it working no matter what I tried.