Buried below layers of neolithic flint chips, bone scrapings and preserved crushed seed husks, an original sony Playstation, in near new condition, with two controllers and a memory card containing save files for Silent Hill I, Metal Gear Solid, and Gran Turismo. But the GT garage is just a tricked out Toyota Yaris and a stock MX-5, so the owners must have been very primitive people indeed.

That intern*t expl*rer icon is actually very triggering

We accidentally the whole config file

20 years of daily alcohol abuse really forces your brain to sell all it’s clothes and go around everywhere wearing only one of those scratchy EMT blankets

The function first generated a random UUID. This is a long string of random characters, used in many software systems to uniquely fingerprint things, transactions for example. In theory, you can have millions of seperate systems, each generating UUIDs all the time without ever having to worry about a collision (a collision is one or more systems generating the same UUID, therefore it being not unique anymore)

The second line then runs UUID generation again, trying to generate an identical UUID to the one it already made. Tis is absurd because even a dmsupercomputer trying to generate identical UUIDs would take longer than the lifespan of the universe.

The console line shows that a matching UUID was apparently found after some amount of time, which shouldn’t be possible, implying some fuckery with the random number generator.

And our toasters into computers

This is really good job interview advice.

Factories in china

It’s a rather large cherry

Where did a taint sting land?

I don’t believe in dowsing, I have seen it done exactly once, and then a farm dam was dug with an underground spring directly in the centre of it, so my observations show it to have a 100% success rate from a sample size of 1, which is a bit awkward.

Calvins’ dads’ explanations were very influential to my shitposting career

A cello is just a bit of wood with some stringy Bois, but it sounds like heaven and hell and everything in-between when played right.

45 degrees C is an average summer day here.

I’m glad batman got to sit down on the train

Ship it for beta testing

Let’s set up a quick 2hr stand up zoom meeting with the department heads and their staff to SWOT this out. How’s Dec 24th about 3pm work for everyone?

Agile Manager / Project Manager

How will the system know when to poll the API if it doesn’t know seconds?