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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

no thanks, crystal mami

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no thanks, crystal mami

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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    😑✋ Drake format of this meme

    😌👉 LeVar Burton format of this meme

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      Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?

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    dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

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    • hazeebabee@slrpnk.net
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      But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

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        How I’m trynna be

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      What’s wrong with geology guys?

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.

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    Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?

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      Yes

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        As long as you don’t have any puppies.

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      YES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

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    I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)

      TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.

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      Good cleavage though

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      Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.

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      That’s my hope

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    Eh, depends. If it’s the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it’s in a radio circuit, now, that’s a different story.

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    God damn it, they’re minerals, Marie!

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      Why is everything purple?

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    They are just that “down to earth”.

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    I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me…

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    My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence “most people don’t realize (our area) is…”

    “mostly Quartz!”

    I still miss her… She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don’t think she misses me lmao

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    Who is dating these women anyway?

    That’s cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.

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