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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    2 months ago

    Last weekend my kid saw snow in a cartoon and he shouted “NO! IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS!”

    I guess I’ll keep him.

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    HALLOWEEN

    HALLOWEEN

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      AND DAY OF THE DEAD

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Sheesh! Look, I don’t want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need…

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      Rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren’t getting a lot for Christmas.

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        More like Scrooges that “Bah, humbug!” rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren’t getting a lot for Christmas. No offense.

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          No offense taken or offered.

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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    I’ve already got some of my lights up.

    Because they’re programmable RGB lights and I’ve got them set to Halloween colors, NOT CHRISTMAS!

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    Halloween is just the nightmare that comes before Christmas.

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    we still have spooky season to go, which is in fact the only thing stopping the resting old god Mariah Carey from awakening from her slumber

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    We’ve not even had gay/goth Christmas yet! (Halloween that is. As a queer goth, I’m a big fan of it)

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    The tiny little BZZZZzzzzz sound effect 😂

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@hilariouschaos.com
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    Every time someone mentions Christmas before December Santa is forced to execute an innocent elf.

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    What’s really sad, is the most gorgeous Christmas tune I know-of, is by Crissy Hynde & The Pretenders,

    where she uses guitar as a kind of bells…

    & she wrote it to be “the most depressing Christmas song ever written”.

    It’s about a woman waiting for her husband to return from the war ( Falkland Islands, in that case )…

    The catch-of-her-breath, at the end of the song…


    Dear madame Hynde, until I found that out, the tune was gorgeous…

    Now it’s gorgeous+horrible.

    Someday I hope … I don’t know, off-duty Leprichauns, or something, … get even with you for ruining the best Christmas tune in the whole world.

    Humbug, woman, humbug.

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