“Red” - Jesse Welles

[Verse 1]

I got me a red house and a red car

Runs on big red batteries

It used to be blue 15 minutes ago

But it turned red just for me

I got me a red horse, and I ride it

I got some blue friends, they’re the best

We used to fly around the world on a big jet plane

They called the Lolita Express

[Verse 2]

I got me a red tie, and it’s 10 feet long

And it matches my red hat

I got me a red bird, and a red fish

A red dog and a red cat

And I got me a red pen, and I use it

I got a big red chainsaw too

My red friend likes that white powder

It makes his arms do weird salutes

[Chorus 1]

When the war gets here, we’re all gonna hold hands

All the Baptists and the Catholics

All the Marxists and the Fascists

When the war gets here, we’re going get on the level

Everyone looks a little bit nicer

When you finally meet the devil