James being the gf.

“That was good, now rinse.”

It may as well be astrophysics for some people.

They got all those computers down south, doncha know?

Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.

Except for crows.

The neighborhood asshole crow knows exactly who old man Willard is and attacks on sight.

Going with the balloon idea, the universe is the surface of the balloon. A sphere doesn’t have a center on the surface.

Thank you. Out of all the responses I got, this is the one that clicked for me.

The entire universe is in a perpetual state of yeeting.

My gal spelt out “Chalchiuhtlicueyecati” but abbreviated “associated with.”

Indiana Jones: heavy breathing

But there should be an approximate center of the “balloon’s” area, right?

(I swear to god I’m not trolling.)

I think I phrased my question wrong. If the universe is expanding and we can see the extreme edges of that expansion, where is the center of that and where we, the Milky Way Galaxy, in relation to it?

Serious question: Do we know how far removed from the exact center of the Big Bang we are? Is that something that can be deduced?

Say it! SAY IT! whip crack

Say it!

“I-I’m the employee of the month.”

Who’s the best employee in the company? Who’s a greatly valued person? tugs on restraints

crying “I aaaam!”

Batman - A vigilante who fights crime in Gotham.

Bat guy - A flying rodent enthusiast who lives in Austin.

My man = You did good.

My guy = That could have gone better.

My brother in Christ = What the fuck have you done?

The real content is in the comments, especially when dealing with Tumblr posts.

Shouldn’t it just be one S?

It’s not the internet’s fault. …At least not on their end.

Hitler was also attracted to the Roman Emperor aesthetic, fancy that.

“What a year, huh?”

“Captain, it’s February.”

Where do I donate to help the asteroid?