They’re called “broadsheets.”

He appeared in Robot Chicken and admitted that he was never all that clear on his motivations.

Insects have hair that serves several purposes, and birds can have feathers that resemble hair. Also there are mammals that lay eggs so there’s that too.

They’re U-social parasitoids; one reproducing female, one fertile male, and a large number of sterile male workers. They infest human areas and manipulate them into protecting their nests. Gargamel tried to inhibit their spread by introducing a sterile female to this colony after an unknown event caused their breeding female to disappear. Likely the colony would have raided another colony for its female if they had located one, making Gargamel’s intervention necessary to prevent them looking for a fertile replacement queen.

I looked it up and she was added in 1966 - Smurfette is a boomer. Incidentally I learned that they retconned in female smurfs starting in 2008. Also, here’s my disgustingly necessary condemnation of rule 34.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

This means that Gargamel was heroically working to contain the infestation and researching a cure.

Meanwhile in the White House… LOL

Good old Roadkill F Kennedy. What else did the worms show you bud?

Byandito the cat.

No, they want you to buy another Roomba. Open your wallet, feed the capitalism machine

Okay fine, I’ll switch to my flying carousel pony.

That’s what they get for trusting crypto.

You know what you don’t need to do all that work for? Native plants. Hell, even cover is better than a grass lawn.

People believe enough random bullshit to tickle their memories with their classics list.

It really needs to go across the northern states from Chicago to Seattle - that’s so much empty bullshit that would be so much faster to cross and could connect what passes for cities along that route.

Train Simulator players: heavy breathing

This is the cat version of pondering orbs.

Restaurants do it all the time. Imagine the cake you really like at that one place. Now imagine that it’s literally just Betty Crocker.

I learned this first hand at my very first job at 16 and I’ve never looked at fast food the same way since. The fast food in question is a well-known regional chain, as large McDonald’s. Places like McDonald’s have their own dedicated supply chain.

Welp you’re not lying.

Of course. They don’t give a shit about space or science if it can’t turn a quick profit and/or blow people up.