Good old Roadkill F Kennedy. What else did the worms show you bud?

Byandito the cat.

No, they want you to buy another Roomba. Open your wallet, feed the capitalism machine

Okay fine, I’ll switch to my flying carousel pony.

That’s what they get for trusting crypto.

You know what you don’t need to do all that work for? Native plants. Hell, even cover is better than a grass lawn.

People believe enough random bullshit to tickle their memories with their classics list.

It really needs to go across the northern states from Chicago to Seattle - that’s so much empty bullshit that would be so much faster to cross and could connect what passes for cities along that route.

Train Simulator players: heavy breathing

This is the cat version of pondering orbs.

Restaurants do it all the time. Imagine the cake you really like at that one place. Now imagine that it’s literally just Betty Crocker.

I learned this first hand at my very first job at 16 and I’ve never looked at fast food the same way since. The fast food in question is a well-known regional chain, as large McDonald’s. Places like McDonald’s have their own dedicated supply chain.

Welp you’re not lying.

Of course. They don’t give a shit about space or science if it can’t turn a quick profit and/or blow people up.

When it doesn’t smell familiar it becomes useless to them, so they usually seek the comfort of cardboard, but aluminum tracks too. I’ve also seen them go for toilet seat covers.

Multiplayer competitive games are a huge red flag for everyone.

Are flea killing shampoo and flea collars really that expensive?

Damn, cat politics is rough.

This is cool and all but I can’t help but wonder why they went to the trouble to get them a squishy chair, of all things. Everywhere I’ve ever came to be just use whatever chairs were sitting around no matter the circumstances. Weird.

But you can only ever play once.

Yes I’m crazy lady married the Berlin Wall. This is different though because the AIs actually talk. Inanimate objects only talk to people with schizophrenia.