Great, sounds terrible. Now where the hell is Fallout 5?

Hey Suckerberg, how’s “the future of the Internet” working out for ya?

It’s the land of the free in that we’re free to fuck off and die in a ditch and pay for the privilege.

It’s confusing on purpose so you give up before finding the one with no ads and just pick the fifth one down the list

They need to stop fucking around with fixed values and use a calculation based off GDP, cost of living, and county of residence.

If the page lacks a date (or has a recent one) then that’s a pretty big tell. Same if they’ve posted dozens of recipes per day. Basically the same as YouTube videos.

3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.

Right it was the stimulus checks that kept people from working, not the lockdown from the pandemic. Jackass.

That’s like succeeding at mowing the lawn by eating the grass.

Still not as bad as the guy who casts level 3 Testicular Torsion.

Magic is copium for people who can’t accept or understand reality.

A good opportunity to ditch Meta if you’re still using it for some reason.

There’s two kinds of provolone?

The question was “who’s a good dog?”

Congratulations you have proven that dogs are aerodynamic. I don’t know why this was relevant or who it was relevant to, but there it is.

They’re called “broadsheets.”

He appeared in Robot Chicken and admitted that he was never all that clear on his motivations.

Insects have hair that serves several purposes, and birds can have feathers that resemble hair. Also there are mammals that lay eggs so there’s that too.

They’re U-social parasitoids; one reproducing female, one fertile male, and a large number of sterile male workers. They infest human areas and manipulate them into protecting their nests. Gargamel tried to inhibit their spread by introducing a sterile female to this colony after an unknown event caused their breeding female to disappear. Likely the colony would have raided another colony for its female if they had located one, making Gargamel’s intervention necessary to prevent them looking for a fertile replacement queen.