Some social constructs exist for a good reason. Part of growing is learning to tell which are good and which are bad.

But consider… Steam Deck.

Don’t do it, they can count the bags.

I’m disabled and can’t afford a working computer to play video games, you rich motherfucker.

I used to work with a guy who would wear what liked like a band touring tee shirt, but the “band” was “Grants March to the Sea” and the locations were every town he razed to the ground.

It has, but only in very limited and specific circumstances, mostly historical. Homesteading isn’t exactly a profession anymore.

He’s from The Sims 4.

Jokes aside, one of the best deterrents to break-ins is a dangerous-seeming dog.

Aww those derp eyes remind me of Spleens.

That is definitely a shirt with art on it.

I’ve already had to hand-slap it once. I mean I only use it once in a while when I’m driving but still, fuck Gemini.

I imagine somebody explained the problem, everyone had a juvenile laugh, and then enthusiastically agreed.

I don’t have that many family members, so I don’t know who all those people are. Anyway I’m just gonna pick at random because I am too old and too tired for this shit.

I’m in therapy because I’m allergic to cats. Also the horrible, horrible depression.

My fiance’s plushie inventory has increased since we met. It’s kinda a problem but whatcha gonna do.

Makes me wish I was European so I could sign it too.

I got my fiance a heated blanket. It’s got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can’t be just stupid; they’ve gotta have actually have brain damage or something.

Why the hell is it so rusted?

You’ve gotta replace “school” with “work.” They’re basically the same thing anyway - prison - but at least you won’t feel silly.

Traditional. I mean when was the last time you even saw an armed sloop, much less a galleon?